Comments on: The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Not Bill Bellamy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/ The Music That Taste Forgot Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:46:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Old Davy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26650 Old Davy Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:08:03 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26650 Jason, the Santa rant was me. Yeah, I was up at 4:44 am listening to the latest installment of Mellowmas, and really feeling the hate...I mean LOVE. Now, on to bash Mike Love! Jason, the Santa rant was me. Yeah, I was up at 4:44 am listening to the latest installment of Mellowmas, and really feeling the hate…I mean LOVE. Now, on to bash Mike Love!

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26639 Dw. Dunphy Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:39:42 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26639 Is what me? I'm just in the bathroom, snuggling a bucket of warm puke. Oh, baby. Is what me? I’m just in the bathroom, snuggling a bucket of warm puke.

Oh, baby.

]]> By: Jason http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26603 Jason Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:55:18 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26603 DwD...is that you?? Old Davy: "Do you guys have a special section in your music collections entitled “CRAP”?" Yeah. It's called "my entire music collection." DwD…is that you??

Old Davy:
“Do you guys have a special section in your music collections entitled “CRAP”?”

Yeah. It’s called “my entire music collection.”

]]> By: Kris Kringle http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26591 Kris Kringle Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:44:26 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26591 OK Fuckheads, listen up. There is NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL that I ever get to spend time in the Tropics "mingling ornaments with coconut lights" or whatev...I'm too DAMN BUSY the ENTIRE year keeping these shithead elves in line. They're always bitching about short people's rights or labor laws or other stupid-ass shit. I can't tell you how many times I've had to chase off union organizers. So take this shitty song and stuff it up your chimney chute because it simply AIN'T TRUE. "Tropical Christmas" my ass. People think I only work one night a year...they have NO FUCKING IDEA!!! OK Fuckheads, listen up. There is NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL that I ever get to spend time in the Tropics “mingling ornaments with coconut lights” or whatev…I’m too DAMN BUSY the ENTIRE year keeping these shithead elves in line. They’re always bitching about short people’s rights or labor laws or other stupid-ass shit. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to chase off union organizers. So take this shitty song and stuff it up your chimney chute because it simply AIN’T TRUE. “Tropical Christmas” my ass. People think I only work one night a year…they have NO FUCKING IDEA!!!

]]> By: Old Davy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26590 Old Davy Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:32:53 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26590 Do you guys have a special section in your music collections entitled "CRAP"? Do you guys have a special section in your music collections entitled “CRAP”?

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26571 Dw. Dunphy Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:14:25 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26571 Curt... No diggity. Curt… No diggity.

]]> By: Curt http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26569 Curt Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:46:13 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26569 "Yo, it's Santa. Just finished my ride, and my wing man Rudolph and I are ready to kick back. But dude, after desecrating me, Baby Jesus, flamingoes, coconuts, palm trees, and classics like Silent Night and Jingle Bells, I think I'm cruising over to the Marley's in Jamaica. They have killer brownies too. Hope you aren't too bummed. But hey, text me if Granny is free... that new bikini is rrrrrggghhhh. I'll send the sleigh. Word. Peace out." “Yo, it’s Santa. Just finished my ride, and my wing man Rudolph and I are ready to kick back. But dude, after desecrating me, Baby Jesus, flamingoes, coconuts, palm trees, and classics like Silent Night and Jingle Bells, I think I’m cruising over to the Marley’s in Jamaica. They have killer brownies too. Hope you aren’t too bummed.

But hey, text me if Granny is free… that new bikini is rrrrrggghhhh. I’ll send the sleigh. Word. Peace out.”

]]> By: EightE1 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26564 EightE1 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:56:43 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26564 If I said you had some beautiful holly, would you rub it against me ... I've got news for the Bellamy Brothers -- the baby Jesus hates them, regardless of where or how often they thank him. Rob EightE1 If I said you had some beautiful holly, would you rub it against me …

I’ve got news for the Bellamy Brothers — the baby Jesus hates them, regardless of where or how often they thank him.

Rob
EightE1

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26556 Dw. Dunphy Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:46:41 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26556 You hold buckets of vomit against you? Kinky. You hold buckets of vomit against you? Kinky.

]]> By: David http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26551 David Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:48:49 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/#comment-26551 If I said this was a bucket of vomit, would you hold it against me? If I said this was a bucket of vomit, would you hold it against me?

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