Comments on: The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Drunkymas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/ The Music That Taste Forgot Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:13:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Ray http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27214 Ray Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:37:21 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27214 Good lord, does this mean we'll soon be treated to "Dear Mr. Jesus" by Power Source (that child abuse nugget from Christmas 1987)??? Good lord, does this mean we’ll soon be treated to “Dear Mr. Jesus” by Power Source (that child abuse nugget from Christmas 1987)???

]]> By: Private Beach http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27213 Private Beach Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:33:57 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27213 Didn't John Denver have an alcohol problem? He was twice arrested for driving under the influence, which makes this significantly less funny than it's supposed to be. Didn’t John Denver have an alcohol problem? He was twice arrested for driving under the influence, which makes this significantly less funny than it’s supposed to be.

]]> By: Py Korry http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27175 Py Korry Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:54:37 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27175 I shed a tear when I heard this song...mostly because I was wincing. I shed a tear when I heard this song…mostly because I was wincing.

]]> By: Old Davy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27158 Old Davy Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:26:05 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27158 My daddy used to get drunk every Christmas, and it was a hoot! I remember he used to start at about 6:30 in the morning with a good stiff shot of bourbon in his coffee. Hell, why not? He had the day off work! More bourbon went into the egg nog, a little more rum drizzled over the rum cake, and then the high balls started flowing. He'd be so tanked by the time we were done ripping open presents, he'd have several pairs of the underwear that Grammy gave us EVERY SINGLE YEAR on his head, and tried to coax Mom to stand under the mistletoe. And Mom was totally exhausted from all the planning, cooking, cleaning and putting up with the in-laws' shit, that she usually popped a double dose of the prescription Valium she was on. We could tell she was at the point of no return when she began smiling from ear to ear and just stared into space. Man, me and my brothers went totally WILD at that point. I remember the year Dougie got the new electric guitar and amp. I bet we were the only house on the block to ever have the cops come out on Christmas day and tell us to keep the noise down. Good times, good times. My daddy used to get drunk every Christmas, and it was a hoot! I remember he used to start at about 6:30 in the morning with a good stiff shot of bourbon in his coffee. Hell, why not? He had the day off work! More bourbon went into the egg nog, a little more rum drizzled over the rum cake, and then the high balls started flowing. He’d be so tanked by the time we were done ripping open presents, he’d have several pairs of the underwear that Grammy gave us EVERY SINGLE YEAR on his head, and tried to coax Mom to stand under the mistletoe. And Mom was totally exhausted from all the planning, cooking, cleaning and putting up with the in-laws’ shit, that she usually popped a double dose of the prescription Valium she was on. We could tell she was at the point of no return when she began smiling from ear to ear and just stared into space. Man, me and my brothers went totally WILD at that point. I remember the year Dougie got the new electric guitar and amp. I bet we were the only house on the block to ever have the cops come out on Christmas day and tell us to keep the noise down. Good times, good times.

]]> By: EightE1 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27156 EightE1 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:00:25 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27156 You fill up my seeeennnn-sezzzz Like a quart of cheap whiskey Like a shot of tequiiiiilaaaa Like a barrel of beeeeer Like a cold Bloody Maarrrry On a hungover morning You fill up my seeeennnn-sezzzz Come fill me [uuuuurrrrrp] Rob EightE1 You fill up my seeeennnn-sezzzz
Like a quart of cheap whiskey
Like a shot of tequiiiiilaaaa
Like a barrel of beeeeer
Like a cold Bloody Maarrrry
On a hungover morning
You fill up my seeeennnn-sezzzz
Come fill me [uuuuurrrrrp]

Rob
EightE1

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27155 Dw. Dunphy Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:21:56 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27155 What a Christmas. Drunk off your ass on the Eve, and Rocky Mountain High on the morn. What a Christmas. Drunk off your ass on the Eve, and Rocky Mountain High on the morn.

]]> By: Beau http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27150 Beau Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:38:47 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27150 Of COURSE Daddy's drinking! Grandma just got run over by a freaking REINDEER, dammit! Of COURSE Daddy’s drinking! Grandma just got run over by a freaking REINDEER, dammit!

]]> By: Jason http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27148 Jason Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:22:27 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27148 "Please, Mikey, don't be whipped this Christmas...." “Please, Mikey, don’t be whipped this Christmas….”

]]> By: Michael http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27146 Michael Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:38:31 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27146 I love this. Then again, I'm so whipped by Colleen at this point I automatically love anything that has a mandolin and an acoustic guitar walking up to the root chord. It's that easy. I love this.

Then again, I’m so whipped by Colleen at this point I automatically love anything that has a mandolin and an acoustic guitar walking up to the root chord.

It’s that easy.

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27139 Dw. Dunphy Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:42:41 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/#comment-27139 Bill Danoff - Hey John. I just wrote a Christmas song that I think is important for you. It's called, "Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas". John Denver - Sounds like a hoot'n holler! Let's have a toast! Bill Danoff - Uh, no... You see, I was... John Denver - Over the teeth and past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes! GLUG Bill Danoff - Hey John. I just wrote a Christmas song that I think is important for you. It’s called, “Please Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas”.

John Denver - Sounds like a hoot’n holler! Let’s have a toast!

Bill Danoff - Uh, no… You see, I was…

John Denver - Over the teeth and past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes! GLUG

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