I love this as a logo, BTW. Looking forward to the site design.

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Hey happy after-mellowmas, guys… As revolting as 9 minutes of Wonderful Christmastime was, it didn’t hold a candle to country radio this year, which had something called “song trust” doing “bring him home santa”. It actually made the top-30, and it makes “the christmas shoes” sound like shakespeare. Color me jaded, but I remember an off-key drivel song in the 80s sung by a kid but i forgot what it was. thank god.

Cheers
Happy Boxing Day
2sc

I believe that off-key drivel song you’re thinking of was “Dear Mr. Jesus”, an anti-child abuse tune that was a small hit–and so treacley it makes the Carpenters sound like Minor Threat.

Butterfly kisses and christmas shoes
Reindeer matricide and child abuse
McD sings creole while Mike Love sings douche
Oh, such a Merry Christmas!

(Pass the poison!)

thats IT! Dear Mr. Jesus! OMG it made me want to set a teddy bear on fire.

OMG I guess my prediction back in the John Denver Mellowmas song thread finally came true (on the bright side, at least we were spared listening to “Dear Mr. Jesus”!).