Comments on: use only as directed http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/ The Music That Taste Forgot Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:37:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Ray http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28168 Ray Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:23:24 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28168 OMG I guess my prediction back in the John Denver Mellowmas song thread finally came true (on the bright side, at least we were spared listening to "Dear Mr. Jesus"!). OMG I guess my prediction back in the John Denver Mellowmas song thread finally came true (on the bright side, at least we were spared listening to “Dear Mr. Jesus”!).

]]> By: twostepcub http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28099 twostepcub Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:05:18 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28099 thats IT! Dear Mr. Jesus! OMG it made me want to set a teddy bear on fire. thats IT! Dear Mr. Jesus! OMG it made me want to set a teddy bear on fire.

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28088 Dw. Dunphy Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:23:36 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28088 Butterfly kisses and christmas shoes Reindeer matricide and child abuse McD sings creole while Mike Love sings douche Oh, such a Merry Christmas! (Pass the poison!) Butterfly kisses and christmas shoes
Reindeer matricide and child abuse
McD sings creole while Mike Love sings douche
Oh, such a Merry Christmas!

(Pass the poison!)

]]> By: Matthew Bolin http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28082 Matthew Bolin Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:44:40 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28082 I believe that off-key drivel song you're thinking of was "Dear Mr. Jesus", an anti-child abuse tune that was a small hit--and so treacley it makes the Carpenters sound like Minor Threat. I believe that off-key drivel song you’re thinking of was “Dear Mr. Jesus”, an anti-child abuse tune that was a small hit–and so treacley it makes the Carpenters sound like Minor Threat.

]]> By: twostepcub http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28029 twostepcub Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:45:58 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28029 Hey happy after-mellowmas, guys... As revolting as 9 minutes of Wonderful Christmastime was, it didn't hold a candle to country radio this year, which had something called "song trust" doing "bring him home santa". It actually made the top-30, and it makes "the christmas shoes" sound like shakespeare. Color me jaded, but I remember an off-key drivel song in the 80s sung by a kid but i forgot what it was. thank god. Cheers Happy Boxing Day 2sc Hey happy after-mellowmas, guys… As revolting as 9 minutes of Wonderful Christmastime was, it didn’t hold a candle to country radio this year, which had something called “song trust” doing “bring him home santa”. It actually made the top-30, and it makes “the christmas shoes” sound like shakespeare. Color me jaded, but I remember an off-key drivel song in the 80s sung by a kid but i forgot what it was. thank god.

Cheers
Happy Boxing Day
2sc

]]> By: Matthew Bolin http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28017 Matthew Bolin Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:17:07 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28017 If use of Popdose results in a full-blown groove lasting longer than four hours, immediately consult a doctor (John, Dre, Hook, or Demento). If use of Popdose results in a full-blown groove lasting longer than four hours, immediately consult a doctor (John, Dre, Hook, or Demento).

]]> By: Dw. Dunphy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28004 Dw. Dunphy Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:54:09 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-28004 PopDose is NOT a suppository. DO NOT administer PopDose as a suppository. It is a supplement meant to be administered orally for conditions such as: Chronic boredom of the Internet Inflammation of the politically correct John Cougar Melanoma and, of course, will provide you with the recommended daily allowance of vitamin McD. Warning: You should not take PopDose if you have chronic fatigue syndrome, genital herpes, or occasional swelling of the uvula. PopDose is NOT a suppository. DO NOT administer PopDose as a suppository. It is a supplement meant to be administered orally for conditions such as:

Chronic boredom of the Internet

Inflammation of the politically correct

John Cougar Melanoma

and, of course, will provide you with the recommended daily allowance of vitamin McD.

Warning: You should not take PopDose if you have chronic fatigue syndrome, genital herpes, or occasional swelling of the uvula.

]]> By: David http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-27991 David Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:08:51 +0000 http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/26/use-only-as-directed/#comment-27991 I love this as a logo, BTW. Looking forward to the site design. I love this as a logo, BTW. Looking forward to the site design.

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