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The Land's End Catalog: "Porn for the heartsick man."
Now I know why White Castle tastes so good.
Extreme Unicycling!
Conan handles a fire alarm in the best way possible.
Yet another reason why I'll only buy shoes online at Zappos.com.
66 stills from various episodes of The Simpsons, each one beside the still from the movie scene to which they refer
Fantastic new Dove ad - we need more of these.
The $503,000 typo
Now I know why White Castle tastes so good.
Extreme Unicycling!
Conan handles a fire alarm in the best way possible.
Yet another reason why I'll only buy shoes online at Zappos.com.
66 stills from various episodes of The Simpsons, each one beside the still from the movie scene to which they refer
Fantastic new Dove ad - we need more of these.
The $503,000 typo
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December 26th, 2007 at 10:08 am
I love this as a logo, BTW. Looking forward to the site design.
December 26th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
PopDose is NOT a suppository. DO NOT administer PopDose as a suppository. It is a supplement meant to be administered orally for conditions such as:
Chronic boredom of the Internet
Inflammation of the politically correct
John Cougar Melanoma
and, of course, will provide you with the recommended daily allowance of vitamin McD.
Warning: You should not take PopDose if you have chronic fatigue syndrome, genital herpes, or occasional swelling of the uvula.
December 26th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
If use of Popdose results in a full-blown groove lasting longer than four hours, immediately consult a doctor (John, Dre, Hook, or Demento).
December 26th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Hey happy after-mellowmas, guys… As revolting as 9 minutes of Wonderful Christmastime was, it didn’t hold a candle to country radio this year, which had something called “song trust” doing “bring him home santa”. It actually made the top-30, and it makes “the christmas shoes” sound like shakespeare. Color me jaded, but I remember an off-key drivel song in the 80s sung by a kid but i forgot what it was. thank god.
Cheers
Happy Boxing Day
2sc
December 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I believe that off-key drivel song you’re thinking of was “Dear Mr. Jesus”, an anti-child abuse tune that was a small hit–and so treacley it makes the Carpenters sound like Minor Threat.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Butterfly kisses and christmas shoes
Reindeer matricide and child abuse
McD sings creole while Mike Love sings douche
Oh, such a Merry Christmas!
(Pass the poison!)
December 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
thats IT! Dear Mr. Jesus! OMG it made me want to set a teddy bear on fire.
December 28th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
OMG I guess my prediction back in the John Denver Mellowmas song thread finally came true (on the bright side, at least we were spared listening to “Dear Mr. Jesus”!).